Currently Playing Dust in the Wind By Kansas see related

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"The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated"

Wow I feel so out of touch.  Havent seen the world of Xanga in weeks.  Gonna have to cruise the sites to catch up on the happenings.  Is Selena singing in Rio?  Is Michelle and Josh hitched  and expecting their first child?  Has Weathergirl made yet another potato dish in her drive to be closer to all things spud?  Is Amber still avoiding me like the plague?  And is standswith.....just plain old not posting anymore?  I must find out..........

~Cap

Currently Playing Garbage By Garbage see related

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Ok this is just making me mad.   Now free your mind of all your worldly thoughts a sec...............ready?!?...........I have something to ask you.

I want you to think long and hard about this question.  What sort of people throw garbage outside their car window?  I drove by a bag of McDonalds junk tonight and thought....wow.....somebody like that just doesnt get it.  I mean they literally think that the world is their garbage dump.  That there are no consequneces to their actions and that  out of sight out of mind is a montra. 

One last thing...if u absolutely MUST throw trash out of your car do what I do in this rare situation.  Throw it in the best kept yard you can find.  That way you know at least it will get picked up right away .  Well let me know what you think......im taking calls.......ok hold a sec....Selena on line one welcome to the showgram.......

Currently Playing Burning Down the House By Tom Jones see related

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Must fight it....cant fend off spreadsheet assignment due Tuesday........getting weak.......................wanting to do other things.  But then it all hits me at once.  If I dont due the work then theres a nice job at Burger Bell waiting for me. 

Speaking of which, why does every job application say must have "X" years experience??  At what point does an ambitous manager say I wanna roll the dice on the guy, that has no experience whatsoever.  Who am i kidding....theres probably gonna be 4 dudes from India doing my job for $15 a day and a bag of beef jerky.  Well maybe not beef jerky as the cow is sacred there....but maybe soy jerky.  The perfekt snack for the lactose intolerant, vegetarian, hindu, yuppy in Ahmedabad.  Which of course is the textile capital of the world.  But i digress.......

How somebody can worship the cow baffles me.  I mean "What is the deal with cows" (Seinfeld©).  Its an proven fact that they wont run out of an open barn in a fire.  Thats your savior?  The burnt filet mignon in stall number 7?  I dont know maybe they are seeking enlightenment.  Get it?  enLIGHTment.  Im here all week, tip your waitress and try the veal.  Doh I cant escape the cow analogies!  Besides dont eat veal as its cruel to young cows.  Run Cows........ RUN!!!!

Hmmm sure i had something to do.....just cant remember what it was.....

AHHHHH Nice gloomy day in Northwest Indiana.  Thats ok it cant dampen my spirit!  Im gonna go out there and be the best Hoosier I can be!  (wow that sounds pathetic)

*edit* Something cool happened.  With my bright and shiny persona came the Sun thru the clouds this afternoon....and some peeps say there isnt a God.  How can this be??  From gloom to happy in one day.

Brilliant!  Thats all can say about college boys.  We are brilliant.  Feed us a small serving of philosophy and side order of cultural diversity and we can rule all!  We now feel armed to the teeth and ready to answer any and all questions.  Our desire to show you "the way" and that we have all the answers cannot be contained.  We become college professors who gladly share our views to the next line of college boys.  Some of us become politicians and change the world based on our superior intellect. 

Our poor parents tried to show us how to behave and be good people.  But isnt that cool adult behind the lecture stand so much more enlightening?!?  They are so much more free thinkers than our parents.  They tell us to protest and save everything.   They let us know that Republicans cant be trusted and Bill Clinton can.  That a perfekt world should have no color boundaries.  Yet I notice they live in some nice, non-diverse neighborhoods.  They arent afraid to tell you thats for sure....but we are loosing the focus.  We know it all and you girls would do well to remember that.  But in the end....we are just those cool guys in school that eventually end up asking you one thing....."Does that complete your order?"